thatswestonink:

friend:hey guess what 

me:what

friend:no you have to guess

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porrimicide:

if ur parentals ever tell u ya too immature to find love just tell them that this woman

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got married to this man

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sexhaver:

sexhaver:

(Source: kid-n0thing)

sexbanglish:

i won’t allow anyone to forget this moment for my sake and for barry’s bless him

dude

dude

(Source: wheniwasyourman)

rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

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asparagays:

she has such a funny life omg

so radnom! xD xD

asparagays:

she has such a funny life omg

so radnom! xD xD